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It must be Christmas…

It must be Christmas…

It must be Christmas. A new Hobbit movie (an hour and half orc-slashing scene), a third release of ‘Do They Know It’s Christmas’, the finals of ‘Strictly Eat Bugs In The Jungle’ and no doubt ‘Fools & Horses’, ‘The Great Escape’ and ‘The Snowman’ to follow. A time of merriment and goodwill to all men (and women, of course).

I’m actually a bit ‘Humbug’ so I won’t go and ruin it all by mentioning the dire truth anout the Economy, Demographics, the Competition, Corporitisation and generally the sad state of the veterinary profession unless, of course you are a member of the Vet Dynamics community and what fools (& horses) you would all be if you didn’t sign up in 2015. No, I’ll save all that for the doom and gloom in February.

So I thought I’d spread a little good cheer by sharing a few of my Instructions for Life which you may find useful while spreading your own goodwill over the next 2 weeks to children, partners, staff, in-laws and grannies.

 

INSTRUCTIONS FOR LIFE
1. Give people more than they expect. Do so cheerfully.
2. Memorize your favourite poem.
3. Don’t believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
4. When you say, ” I love you,” mean it.
5. When you say, “I’m sorry,” look the person in the eye.
6. Be engaged to be married for at least six months.
7. Believe in love at first sight.
8. Never laugh at anyone’s dreams. People who don’t have dreams don’t have much.
9. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it’s the only way to live life completely.
10. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name-calling.
11. Don’t judge people by their relatives.
12. Talk slowly, Think quickly.
13. When someone asks you a question you don’t want to answer, smile and ask, “Why do you want to know?”
14. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
15. Call your mother.
16. Say “bless you” when you hear someone sneeze.
17. When you lose, don’t lose the lesson.
18. Remember the three R’s: Respect for self; Respect for others; Responsibility for all your actions.
19. Don’t let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
20. When you realize you’ve made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
21. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.
22. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.
23. Spend some time alone.
24. Open your arms to change, but don’t let go of your values.
25. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
26. Read more books and watch less TV.
27. Live a good, honourable life. Then when you get older and think back, you’ll get to enjoy it a second time.
28. Trust in God but lock your car.
29. A loving atmosphere in your home is so important. Do all you can to create a tranquil, harmonious home.
30. In disagreements with loved ones deal with the current situation. Don’t bring up the past.
31. Read between the lines.
32. Share your knowledge. It’s a way to achieve immortality.
33. Be gentle with the earth.
34. Pray. There’s immeasurable power in it.
35. Never interrupt when you are being flattered.
36. Mind your own business.
37. Don’ t trust a man/woman who doesn’t close his/her eyes when you kiss.
38. Once a year, go someplace you’ve never been before.
39. If you make a lot of money, put it to use helping others while you are living. That is wealth’s greatest satisfaction.
40. Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a stroke of luck.
41. Learn the rules then break some.
42. Remember that the best relationship is one where your love for each other is greater than your need for each other.
43. Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.
44. Remember that your character is your destiny.
45. Approach love and cooking with reckless abandon.

Wishing you all a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year from all at Vet Dynamics.

See you next year

Alan

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